Roll high. Sit low.

Funny Stoner Apparel & 420 Graphic Tees

Design-elevated humor with a gilded streak. Ornate, made-to-order tees for game nights, good company, and every questionable adventure in between.

153 designs · 15 collections

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AllCrits & EmbersCrops & Co-OpsHeroes & HybridsBuffs & BudsNebulae & NugsHalloweedSpring & SproutsSummer & SativasHarvest & HazeWinter & WeedOdds & OuncesDirt Roads & DoobiesVows & VaporsClock Out & Light UpPorch & Proof
Mister Munchies T-Shirt — front print on a white Comfort Colors tee

Crits & Embers

Mister Munchies

$29.99

Grow Log: Still Alive T-Shirt — front print on a white Comfort Colors tee

Crops & Co-Ops

Grow Log: Still Alive

$29.99

The Tabletop Titan T-Shirt — front print on a white Comfort Colors tee

Heroes & Hybrids

The Tabletop Titan

$29.99

Plus One to Vibes T-Shirt — front print on a white Comfort Colors tee

Buffs & Buds

Plus One to Vibes

$29.99

Cannabis Major T-Shirt — front print on a white Comfort Colors tee

Nebulae & Nugs

Cannabis Major

$29.99

The Devil's Lettuce T-Shirt — front print on a white Comfort Colors tee

Halloweed

The Devil's Lettuce

$29.99

Last Frost Date T-Shirt — front print on a white Comfort Colors tee

Spring & Sprouts · spotlight

Last Frost Date

$29.99

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Pick your adventure

Worn polyhedral dice beside a guttering candle on dark wood

23 designs

Crits & Embers

The tabletop × weed line — for the goblin who runs the campaign and packs the bowl.

An open garden journal on a pine bench beside terracotta pots

22 designs

Crops & Co-Ops

The cozy-farming × cultivation line — for the player who tends a virtual farm all evening and a real one all season.

A pencil-marked character sheet and a chipped mug in low golden light

21 designs

Heroes & Hybrids

The comic-panel line — original characters with powers that peak on the couch.

Amber apothecary jars and a small brass balance scale under a lamp

7 designs

Buffs & Buds

The stat-boost × stash line — for the min-maxer who also tracks terpene profiles.

Embroidered patches on a canvas jacket beside a rolled star chart

8 designs

Nebulae & Nugs

The mission-patch line — for explorers charting strange new systems and even stranger buds.

A small carved pumpkin lit by a candle on weathered dark wood

14 designs

Halloweed

The Halloween line, year-round — where the haunted thing and the smoking thing are the same thing.

Seed trays of pale green seedlings on a pine potting bench

8 designs

Spring & Sprouts

The first-warm-day line — seed trays, thawed soil, and unreasonable optimism.

An empty porch chair on sun-bleached decking in golden-hour light

8 designs

Summer & Sativas

The long-daylight line — sativa hours, porch chairs, and nowhere to be.

Clamp-lid jars of dried herb bundles in raking autumn light

15 designs

Harvest & Haze

The autumn line — chop week, cure jars, and smoke you can see in the cold air.

A cable-knit blanket and a steaming mug beside a frosted window

18 designs

Winter & Weed

The cold-months line — indoor tents, indica evenings, and the good blanket.

A dark wooden table lit by an oil lamp holds a red-backed deck of cards, white dice spilling from a tipped cup, stacked brown chips, and a small round gold tin.

2 designs

Odds & Ounces

The gambling × weed line — for anyone who treats a session like a table game.

A worn work glove, chipped enamel mug, small metal dish with a cigarette, and fishing lures sit on a rusty truck tailgate beside a lit vintage lamp.

3 designs

Dirt Roads & Doobies

The back-road × weed line — trucks, tailgates, and a joint after the work.

A warmly lit wooden table holds an engraved cream card, gold satin bow, dried flower, rolled joint, gold lighter, glass bottle, and a glowing lamp.

1 design

Vows & Vapors

The wedding-party × weed line — bride, groom, and the associates who packed.

A dim workshop workbench holds worn brown leather gloves, a dented metal lunchbox, a brass lighter, and a rolled cigarette under a hanging industrial lamp.

2 designs

Clock Out & Light Up

The blue-collar × weed line — punch the card, then the lighter.

A weathered wooden table at dusk holds a black ashtray with a cigarette, a stained enamel plate, metal tongs, and a brown glass bottle under a warm porch light, with a cabin and dark hills behind.

1 design

Porch & Proof

The backyard-cookout × weed line — smoker going, joint going, nobody leaving.

Two pairs of hands mid-game at a lamplit table

A gilded guild-hall for the nerd who also runs the campaign.

Fog & Fortune is design-elevated stoner humor for people who take game night seriously and everything else a little less so. The fog is the smoke; the fortune is the luck. The emblem — four cannabis leaves arranged as a four-leaf clover around an ornate ampersand — says the rest.

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Fog & Fortune

Roll high. Sit low.

Printed Just For You

Made-to-order — printed just for you.

Actually Clever

The joke lives in the name.

30-Day Returns

30-day, no-questions-asked returns.