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Crops & Co-Ops

The cozy-farming × cultivation line — for the player who tends a virtual farm all evening and a real one all season.

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Grow Log: Still Alive

Day 47. Still alive. Both of us.

$29.99

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Germination Station

Where every ambitious season begins. And several end.

$29.99

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The Last Fan Leaf

End of the run. One leaf left for the notebook.

$29.99

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Cure Time: Patience

The hardest part of growing is not opening the jar.

$29.99

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Roots Before Routes

Build the roots. The rest is just travel.

$29.99

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Harvest Moon Grow

Planted by the calendar. Harvested by the moon.

$29.99

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Nutrient Schedule: Optimal

Followed the feed chart exactly. For nine whole days.

$29.99

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Patiently Overgrown

Nobody topped it. Nobody regrets it.

$29.99

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Lights-Out Harvest

The last night of the run. Nobody sleeps.

$29.99

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Clone Army

Same mother. Same genetics. Zero individuality. Perfect.

$29.99

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Watering Day Hero

Two minutes of work. All of the credit.

$29.99

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Trichome Inspector

Cloudy, amber, or "give it four more days."

$29.99

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pH Level: Legendary

6.3 all season. Ask me about it. Please.

$29.99

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Crop Rotation: 4 Seasons

Four seasons, one plan, zero days off.

$29.99

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Garden Ledger: 420 Entries

Meticulous records. Questionable conclusions.

$29.99

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Greenhouse Gang

Three plants, one watering can, and a cat who supervises.

$29.99

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Fully Vegged

In the vegetative stage. Horticulturally and personally.

$29.99

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Grower's Drought Resistance

Passive trait. Unlocks the first time you forget to water.

$29.99

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Compost Pile: Legendary

Legendary loot drop. Smells like it, too.

$29.99

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Lucky Grower's Almanac

A grower's field guide for patient hands, lucky harvests, and questionable adventures.

$29.99

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Lucky Buds, Steady Growth

For the grower who knows the best harvests start with good habits and a little luck.

$29.99

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Harvest Bonus +3

The only stat buff that grows back.

$29.99

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About Crops & Co-Ops

Crops & Co-Ops is a collection of funny stoner shirts for cozy gamers and growers, who are usually the same person. Each design is drawn as a vintage seed-catalog plate — engraved botanical linework on warm parchment, the way seed packets looked when your grandfather bought them. Original artwork, genuinely clever writing, no head-shop clip-art. Every tee is made-to-order and printed just for you, so you get a fresh, soft garment instead of something pulled off a warehouse shelf.

Questions

Are these shirts made-to-order?

Yes. Every Fog & Fortune tee is printed just for you when you order it — nothing sits in a warehouse. That means it ships in about 3–7 days and arrives fresh.

Why seed-catalog artwork?

Because the joke and the craft should match. These are drawn like real nursery plates — engraved botanicals on warm paper — not a stock leaf slapped on a blank.

What if the fit isn't right?

You've got 30 days for a no-questions-asked return. Check the size chart on each product page first and you'll probably be fine.