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Spring & Sprouts

The first-warm-day line — seed trays, thawed soil, and unreasonable optimism.

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Spring & Sprouts

Last Frost Date

Consulted three sources. Guessed anyway.

$29.99

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Repotting Ritual

Bigger pot. Bigger plans.

$29.99

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Clone in a Cup

Free plant. Slight guilt.

$29.99

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Rain Day Growth

Grew an inch out of spite.

$29.99

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First True Leaves

Now it looks like something.

$29.99

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Twelve Started, Four Fit

Optimism is a planning error.

$29.99

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Seedling Under Glass

Checked on it four times today.

$29.99

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Germination: Day One

Nothing has gone wrong yet.

$29.99

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About Spring & Sprouts

Spring & Sprouts is a collection of funny stoner shirts for the start of the season: germination, seedlings, rain, and the specific hope of week one. Drawn as engraved botanical plates on warm parchment, with the cannabis plant as the subject rather than a garnish. Every tee is made-to-order and printed just for you.

Questions

Are these shirts made-to-order?

Yes. Every Fog & Fortune tee is printed just for you when you order it — nothing sits in a warehouse. That means it ships in about 3–7 days and arrives fresh.

Do these only make sense in spring?

They land hardest in spring, but anyone who has ever started twelve seedlings with room for four will get it in any month.

What if the fit isn't right?

You've got 30 days for a no-questions-asked return. Check the size chart on each product page first and you'll probably be fine.