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Porch & Proof
The backyard-cookout × weed line — smoker going, joint going, nobody leaving.
About Porch & Proof
Porch & Proof is a collection of funny stoner shirts for cookouts, porch sits, and the long afternoon that became evening. Picnic-table engraving and backyard still lifes with a cannabis plant as a real subject — not a tiny leaf on a cooler. Every tee is made-to-order and printed just for you.
Questions
Are these shirts made-to-order?
Yes. Every Fog & Fortune tee is printed just for you when you order it — nothing sits in a warehouse. That means it ships in about 3–7 days and arrives fresh.
Is this just summer merch?
It lands hardest when the porch is open, but a year-round backyard person will get it in January too.
What if the fit isn't right?
You've got 30 days for a no-questions-asked return. Check the size chart on each product page first and you'll probably be fine.