Professor Plantlord
Tenured, caped, and morally flexible about fertilizer.
$29.99
Heavyweight Comfort Colors tee · $29.99 · sizes S–4XL · made-to-order, printed just for you.
Trust me, you need this.
He published twice, lectured once, and has been running unsupervised experiments in the back greenhouse ever since. Professor Plantlord is an original Fog & Fortune villain drawn in halftone comic-panel ink. Heavyweight Comfort Colors tee, made to order, printed just for you.
- Fabric & fit
- Soft, classic unisex tee. True to size — size up for a roomier drape.
- Made-to-order
- Made-to-order, ships in 3–7 days. Printed just for you — never warehoused.
- Arrival window
- Order today. Estimated arrival: 1–2 weeks from purchase.
- Shipping
- Flat-rate US shipping, free on orders over $75. Final shipping cost is calculated at checkout.
- Returns
- 30-day, no-questions-asked returns.
