Captain Couchlock II: The Legend Returns
The sequel nobody demanded and everybody relates to.
$29.99
Heavyweight Comfort Colors tee · $29.99 · sizes S–4XL · made-to-order, printed just for you.
Trust me, you need this.
He got up once. It didn't take. Captain Couchlock returns to the only seat that ever understood him — cape on, arms crossed, sunburst blazing behind an armchair he has no intention of leaving. Original comic-panel artwork in bold halftone ink on a heavyweight Comfort Colors tee. Made to order, printed just for you.
- Fabric & fit
- Soft, classic unisex tee. True to size — size up for a roomier drape.
- Made-to-order
- Made-to-order, ships in 3–7 days. Printed just for you — never warehoused.
- Arrival window
- Order today. Estimated arrival: 1–2 weeks from purchase.
- Shipping
- Flat-rate US shipping, free on orders over $75. Final shipping cost is calculated at checkout.
- Returns
- 30-day, no-questions-asked returns.
