Captain Couchlock
His power is that he cannot be moved.
$29.99
Heavyweight Comfort Colors tee · $29.99 · sizes S–4XL · made-to-order, printed just for you.
Trust me, you need this.
Every team has one. He showed up, he sat down, and that was the end of the discussion. Captain Couchlock is drawn as a single vintage comic panel — halftone shading, bold ink, warm newsprint — and he is not getting up. First drop in Heroes & Hybrids: original characters, no capes borrowed from anyone.
- Fabric & fit
- Soft, classic unisex tee. True to size — size up for a roomier drape.
- Made-to-order
- Made-to-order, ships in 3–7 days. Printed just for you — never warehoused.
- Arrival window
- Order today. Estimated arrival: 1–2 weeks from purchase.
- Shipping
- Flat-rate US shipping, free on orders over $75. Final shipping cost is calculated at checkout.
- Returns
- 30-day, no-questions-asked returns.
